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| July 21, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) You already have cramps, you're bleeding like a pig...and you stop by the store to pick up some menstrual supplies. The last thing you need is some crazy Lesbian picking up things out of your shopping cart and telling you what you need and don't need in a maxi pad. |
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| July 18, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) When you've been romancing a local restaurant for years and selflessly sharing all your love with them, you feel like you're in a relationship. They have a responsibility to you as their loyal partner not to just pack up all their things and leave you in the middle of the night with no forwarding address, no reasons why and no explanations. Like a jilted lover, you'll be nursing a broken heart and wondering what you did wrong for the rest of your life. |
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| July 13, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's no longer safe to hang out in Lesbian bars late at night. Wild animals are on the loose and they're out stalking their prey. They're looking for young, hot girls that will eventually cost them a lot of money. Keep you eyes open and be on the lookout for...cougars. |
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| July 9, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's hard to resist the overwhelming allure of the supermarket checkout rags on a good day. To make it even harder, they have to put a huge headline on the paper telling you that they're going to give you the scoop on who's gay in Hollywood today. We compare notes and check of our list of who's queer and who's just going through a phase. |
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| July 6, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) We'll all kick the bucket someday. To avoid having your kids sprinkle you all over Disneyland, toss you out into the ocean, wear you as jewelry or snort your ashes, do the responsible thing and make sure you leave explicit instructions about how you want them to deal with your body when you pass. Or, you can just take the chance that you'll spend eternity in some family's home that you don't even know. |
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| July 1, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) A new TVÂ show causes Roxanne to lose touch with reality and fancy herself the young hot Lesbian of her youth. Or, it could just be the initial stages of her mid-life crisis coming on. Virginia realizes it's time for an intervention. |
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| June 27, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) For as hot and steamed up as we were last weekend, you would have thought that the entire cast of the L Word, accompnied by the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and the Laker Girls were spending the night at our house. Alas, we were not so lucky. Instead, the power went out right in the middle of the worst heatwave of the summer. |
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| June 24, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) If you can dream it, you can be it. It's never too late to live your life the way you want to live it, and to have the career you've always dreamed of. This time...nobody's gonna hold you back. It's time to live your life and get rich doing it! |
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| June 20, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Do your part to support the economy. When that tax rebate check hits your mailbox, head to your nearest democratic or republican national convention and spend money the way it was supposed to be spent...by hiring prostitutes and renting hotel rooms. Good times are guaranteed for all. |
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| June 17, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Women come in a variety of unique shapes, sizes and colors, and every one of them is beautiful in her own special way. Of course, there's no harm in trying on a Chic Shaper to make that special way just a little more special. |
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