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| October 5, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Now that school is back in session, it might be helpful for all the young Lesbians and baby Dykes to get some good advice about coming out to their new college roommates. How that got to hot sexual fantasies about Sarah Palin, we'll never truly understand. |
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| October 1, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) If it wasn't enough for the Olympics to keep Lesbians out of the games by dropping Softball as an Olympic sport, now we have more proof that there is a conspiracy of Olympic proportions brewing. The official uniform of Beach Volleyball is now a pair of panties and a bra. What happened to board shorts, a sports bra and lots of hair gel? At least they still have cool sunglasses. |
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| September 28, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Really? You don't love your body because your dick is too big? If you find yourself with so much time on your hands that you have to worry about not loving your body because your dick is too big, then you certainly have enough time to go out and find someone else who does love it that big. |
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September 25, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. It doesn't matter if you're taking out a pile of old newspapers, the ex-girlfriend or just the overflowing holiday decorations that are consuming the entire garage...that crap needs to go. We offer some helpful advice on making the chore a little easier. |
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September 22, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Our elders lived their lives leaving nothing to waste. When they went out hunting for food they used every single piece of the animal all the way down to the toenails. Next time you think about shaving your pits and letting the remnants go down the drain, think twice about that selfish act and instead donate it to women who have no underarm hair. You'll love yourself for it. |
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| August 4, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's been over year that we've been talking about it and still nothing has happened. Not one bit of progress has been made to assemble all the basic necessities of an earthquake kit. Obviously, a little temblor last week hasn't provided the necessary motivation either. Perhaps a major holiday where we give earthquake kits to all our loved ones as gifts will help with the kick in the ass we need...but we doubt it. |
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| July 31, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Planning a wedding used to be easy. You only had to think about a location, flowers, catering, decorations and which exes to invite. Nowadays you have to think about putting together the perfect prenuptial agreement, too. Or, you can just skip the whole thing and become the typical Lesbian couple that continues to live together after they break up. |
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| July 28, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Everybody needs some good advice from time to time. Once again, we're here to help. We don't have any tips on getting yourself a better body. We just have all kinds of ideas to help you be "out" at work. Use this advice at your own risk. |
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| July 24, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) Life in America....where we have certain freedoms and inalienable rights that we all take for granted. In the Declaration of Independence our forefathers were very clear about these things when they unabashadly stated that among our inalienable rights are....Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Getting Laid. |
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| July 21, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) You already have cramps, you're bleeding like a pig...and you stop by the store to pick up some menstrual supplies. The last thing you need is some crazy Lesbian picking up things out of your shopping cart and telling you what you need and don't need in a maxi pad. |
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| July 18, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) When you've been romancing a local restaurant for years and selflessly sharing all your love with them, you feel like you're in a relationship. They have a responsibility to you as their loyal partner not to just pack up all their things and leave you in the middle of the night with no forwarding address, no reasons why and no explanations. Like a jilted lover, you'll be nursing a broken heart and wondering what you did wrong for the rest of your life. |
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| July 13, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's no longer safe to hang out in Lesbian bars late at night. Wild animals are on the loose and they're out stalking their prey. They're looking for young, hot girls that will eventually cost them a lot of money. Keep you eyes open and be on the lookout for...cougars. |
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| July 9, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) It's hard to resist the overwhelming allure of the supermarket checkout rags on a good day. To make it even harder, they have to put a huge headline on the paper telling you that they're going to give you the scoop on who's gay in Hollywood today. We compare notes and check of our list of who's queer and who's just going through a phase. |
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| July 6, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) We'll all kick the bucket someday. To avoid having your kids sprinkle you all over Disneyland, toss you out into the ocean, wear you as jewelry or snort your ashes, do the responsible thing and make sure you leave explicit instructions about how you want them to deal with your body when you pass. Or, you can just take the chance that you'll spend eternity in some family's home that you don't even know. |
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| July 1, 2008
(Click to listen live, or right-click and "save target as..." to download mp3) A new TVÂ show causes Roxanne to lose touch with reality and fancy herself the young hot Lesbian of her youth. Or, it could just be the initial stages of her mid-life crisis coming on. Virginia realizes it's time for an intervention. |
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